"Finally tell my upstairs neighbor how I’ve been feeling all this time."

THISSSSSS.

(Source: hhowimetyourmother)

Too funy.

Too funy.

(Source: roadiekingofkings)

delonvillanueva:

More Ashley Benson cuteness for the day.
Also, I’ve finally begun using Reddit. Oh, God.

delonvillanueva:

More Ashley Benson cuteness for the day.

Also, I’ve finally begun using Reddit. Oh, God.

the-story-of-himym:

“Sometimes in life you’ll make a pit for someone in your mind, but ultimately the only person in that pit is yourself. Which means there is only one person who can let you out of the pit.”

Funny lotion reference from Silence of the Lambs. 

(via onceonaslownight)

scribbledmusings:

Barney & Robin
The Robin: “The last play you’ll ever run.”

(Source: calzonasbitch)

icanseea-lotoflifeinyou:

Josh Radnor came to speak at UMD tonight. Such a funny, awesome, insightful, and kind guy. I took some photos for SEE for the event, good times. 

(Source: tearsscatteredroundtheworld)

Top 100 Fictional Characters ~ 4 / 100
Barney Stinson (Neil Patrick Harris, How I Met Your Mother)

Top 100 Fictional Characters ~ 4 / 100

Barney Stinson (Neil Patrick Harris, How I Met Your Mother)

philoso-funny-jm:

HIMYM
Mind = Blown :P

Holy cow.

philoso-funny-jm:

HIMYM

Mind = Blown :P

Holy cow.

(Source: swim-nemo-swim)

(Source: slutseatfree)

Robin: I thought I could handle this, but I can't.
Barney: Okay, uhm...here's the plan. We'll grab one of the lifeboats, get back to shore, destroy the tape of us doing it..
Robin: There's a tape of us doing it?
Barney: ..and we'll start a new life together. Somewhere simple and homey, like Vermont. Or Dubai!
Robin: Wait..is that what you want? For..us to be together?

justmesteffigatdula:

How I Met Your Mother | Season 7 | Episode 9 - Disaster Averted

(via ithink-weshouldrunaway)

(Source: stinson)


ravingsofasaneman:

The introduction to How I Met Your Mother, as performed by the cast in the episode “Hopeless.”

(Source: chesterfield-mcmillan)