—Schmidt (via liz-affair)

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Someone please make a gif of Schmidt’s quote about The Hobbit.

The only posts on the New Girl tag are of Nick and Jess kissing and people saying “omg omg omg asjdkf;jdsklfa;jdkl;” Seriously. -.-”

underpaid:

Just found Max Greenfield in Gilmore Girls!

It’s Schmidt!

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afangirlsfantasy:

Reasons why I am over-excited over the kiss between Nick and Jess on New Girl 

• These are two characters where I KNOW the writers won’t have them killed!
• No one will lose their memory
• No one will end up in a parallel universe
• No one will get shot
• No one will fake their own death by throwing themselves off of a building.
• Worst case scenario, these two people will have the same “will they, won’t they” relationship as Ross and Rachel from F.R.I.E.N.D.S

Do you know how much of a relief it is to know that I can have a ship that won’t completely rip my heart out and crush it into dust!?

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hypotheticalcoffee:

“You guys want to pick my brain?  You guys want to know what I’m thinking about?  I like dogs more than cats.  I like chipmunks more than squirrels.  I believe in UFOs.  I once had a bass teacher when I was younger who did the standing bass and he had a very weird smell and I still think about it.  His name was Mr. Hilton.”

(Nick Miller, New Girl, 2x12, Cabin)

I don’t recall this episode…?

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thetvscreen:

Same.

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Top 100 Fictional Characters ~ 41 / 100

Nick Miller (Jake Johnson, New Girl)

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thosearesomehotglasses:

Spock hottie in glasses. Also, love that he’s just busting up in the last one - adorable!

If Schmidt had straighter hair.

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