Yes.

Yes.

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theodd1sout:

What I’ve been doing for the past week

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A portrayal of both ling classes that I’m taking this semester.

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Too long for twitter soo

Isn’t it awkward when you’re having a conversation with a friend across the isle on a bus and you can tell another person is listening in on it because he turns his head towards whichever one of you is currently talking. Ya know, we can SEE you.

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"Finally tell my upstairs neighbor how I’ve been feeling all this time."

THISSSSSS.

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100 THINGS YOU SHOULD DO BEFORE YOU GRADUATE FROM UMD

So I found this list on Tumblr. I need to do more with my life…except the partying & throwing up ones.

1. Get dairy ice cream from the Dairy (not the diner).

2. Jump in the fountain on McKeldin mall.

3. Pull an all nighter at McKeldin library. 

4. Make an honest attempt at trying the 911 wings at Cluck-U. 

5. Sneak into the top of Byrd Stadium after hours.

6. Go to Turtle with someone else’s ID. 

7. Spend a careless afternoon hanging out on the Washington Quad.

8. Learn a new language (or at least take a class for one!).  Computer Languages count.

9. Take an upper-level course completely unrelated to your major or career aspirations. 

10. Go clubbing in Washington D.C.

11. Forget the bus; walk to the metro stop.

12. Take a spontaneous road trip to a place at least 50 miles away. On a weekday.

13. Consciously skip a class (i.e. for reasons other than “I accidentally slept in”).

14. Check out a book from any of the campus libraries.

15. Hook up with someone at McKeldin library.

16. Watch a concert or performance at CSPAC.

17. Go to a Maryland football game in all Maryland gear.

18. Revisit your old freshmen/sophomore dorm.  (N/A)

19. Go to a Maryland basketball game.

20. Go to a Career Center event

21. Go to a professor’s office hours just to get to know him/her. 

22. Throw a pregame at your apartment/dorm. (Lmao, no).

23. Go to IHOP after going out the night before. 

24. Eat the $20 bowl of ice cream at Adele’s. 

25. Use someone else’s diner points.

26. Take a fitness class at the ERC.

27. Visit every building on campus. 

28. Take part in a community service project.

29. Learn the Maryland Fight Song.

30. Get the Late Night special at Panda for $5, or the $8 one at Shanghai.

31. Go bowling at Stamp.

32. Attend Art Attack (both day events and the concert) in the Spring.

33. Attend the Homecoming Comedy Show in the Fall.

34. Take a Study Abroad trip, even if only for a few weeks. 

35. Visit your high school.

36. Go swimming at one of the pools at the ERC.

37. Get decked out in aluminum for Free Chipotle Day. 

38. Buy an article of clothing from Rugged Warehouse. 

39. Go to a cultural event for some ethnic group other than your own.

40. Use Nite Ride after hours to get back home.

41. Take the UMD Shuttle from one end of campus to the other.

42. Change your major, or add one. [Story of my life]

43. Let a prospective/admitted student spend the night at your place.

44. Cook a legitimate meal for your friends from scratch. 

45. Play an intramural sport.

46. Have a movie night that lasts into the next morning.

47. Attend a lecture featuring some public figure that is visiting campus. 

48. Drink a Garbage Bucket. 

49. Steal toilet paper from someone else’s floor or dorm.

50. Hook up with someone, then never speak to him/her again.

51. Go to Happy Hour.

52. Go to Turtle in sweatpants.

53. Get Bubble Tea. [x 99999]

54. Go to either a Caps game or a Redskins game, even if you hate both teams.

55. Rub Testudo’s nose during finals week.

56. Build a snowman on the mall.

57. Vote in the Presidential Election during your year in college in which the election occurs. 

58. Join a student club or organization.

59. Get a part-time job on campus.

60. Be quoted in the Diamondback.

61. Have at least one random roommate. « Hahaha.

62. Go to the mall at PG Plaza. 

63. Go to a frat party.

64. Get a parking ticket (that should be easy). 

65. Yell “Duck Fuke!” in public, or its alphabetically-rearranged counterpart.

66. Volunteer to be the subject of a research study. 

67. Write a letter to the Diamondback.

68. Reach out to an alumnus who you did not previously know. 

69. Lose a drinking game.

70. Have lunch in the Baltimore room in Stamp 

71. Go out on the night before a big exam. 

72. Go to Buffalo Wild Wings.

73. Buy alcohol from College Park Liquors.

74. Go to a hookah bar.

75. Watch a movie at the Hoff.

76. Eat at Stamp’s food court.

77. Show up to a class <10 minutes before it is over. 

78. Take part in a living/learning program. 

79. Open a bank account at Chevy Chase. 

80. Spend more than $5 on froyo at Yogiberry. 

81. Go to an around-the-world party.

82. Watch an outdoor concert.

83. Go to at least 4 events on Maryland Day.

84. Go to all 5 College Park bars in the same night. 

85. Get a free Ratsies shirt.

86. Have a barbeque on the Quad.

87. Run around outside in nothing more than your underwear.

88. Get a regrettable haircut from Floyds or Hair Cuttery.

89. Have a party/reunion with your friends from freshmen year.

90. Take one of the KNES exercise courses, such as jogging, tennis, weights, etc.

91. Get to the top of one of the buildings on the mall and/or a Commons building. (Almost?)

92. Watch a football game at Cornerstone.

93. Pass out on or near the big M.

94. Lose your swipe and argue to get a new one at the Mitchell building without having to pay the $20 replacement fee.

95. Do a naked (or near-naked) lap around the baseball field.

96. Get into a bar fight. 

97. Have a pregame and/or party in a Van Munching classroom.

98. Sneak into the garden at Riggs Alumni center.

99. Watch the sun rise on McKeldin mall.

100. Throw up in a shamefully-public location.

In College there is no assigned seating

onceonaslownight:

jayyyare:

But there is a unwritten rule if im sitting in the same spot for 2 months, dont be a fuckboy and sit there. 

which that guy in OS clearly doesn’t understand…

feliciotti:

Mall at University of Maryland on Flickr.
Quick day of shooting and just missed the sunset but why not show off the mall at University of Maryland

feliciotti:

Mall at University of Maryland on Flickr.

Quick day of shooting and just missed the sunset but why not show off the mall at University of Maryland

rehearsing&#8212;-interaction:

The puddles in McKeldin Mall are practically lakes tbh #umd

rehearsing—-interaction:

The puddles in McKeldin Mall are practically lakes tbh #umd

What I think will happen whenever I lean back in the dorm chairs

umbcproblems:

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The Varsity chairs.

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tastefullyoffensive:

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This sounds like something UMD would do.
I believe they had Grilled Cake recently. 
And this person just posts everything he found on Reddit -.-&#8221; No original content. Boo.

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

This sounds like something UMD would do.

I believe they had Grilled Cake recently. 

And this person just posts everything he found on Reddit -.-” No original content. Boo.

I will not be sleeping this week

theresonlymusic:

Because I’ve done nothing this weekend.

Tues:

  • Syntax paper due
  • Phonology exercise

Wed:

  • Stat homework + quiz

Thur:

  • Algorithms homework
  • Cmsc330: Write 2 code reviews
  • Project #2 due + paper <—- omfg I haven’t started yet. asdjfkl;
  • Syntax exercise
  • Phonology exercise

Friday:

  • Cmsc330 quiz

Sidenote: Tumblr’s html version actually looks nice now.

Yay progress.

But I don’t think I’m going to get through this week x__x

I will not be sleeping this week

Because I’ve done nothing this weekend.

Tues:

  • Syntax paper due
  • Phonology exercise

Wed:

  • Stat homework + quiz

Thur:

  • Algorithms homework
  • Cmsc330: Write 2 code reviews
  • Project #2 due + paper <—- omfg I haven’t started yet. asdjfkl;
  • Syntax exercise
  • Phonology exercise

Friday:

  • Cmsc330 quiz

Sidenote: Tumblr’s html version actually looks nice now.

When there’s no good frozen yogurt place at my college

whatshouldbifflescallme:

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Never a problem in College Park.

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total-collapse:

Les Mis college edition

Courtesy of Julia.

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