“Send help”. Love it.
The Hunger Games: Java homework style
so my cse assignment this week was to create a program that maintains a game of “assassin”. so i made my own text file and had some fun.
i tried to approximate who killed who without the unknowns. but like the Games pre-Seneca Crane, I could only have one winner…
so i had to choose…. and I decided that Peeta hit Katniss over the head with a stale loaf of french bread.
BOOM. HUNGER GAMESSSSS.
omg can we just appreciate these tributes outfits
like district 1 are vegas dancers
and district 2 thinks they’re in gladiator
and district 3 is something out of a lady gaga video
district 4, well, it could be worse
case in point, see district 5
what the fuck district 6
district 7 and their origami
i’m so sorry district 8
is the boy tribute from 9 supposed to be a dalek or
HOWDY Y’ALL FROM DISTRICT 10
wow really creative for 11
BOW DOWN TO DISTRICT 12, BITCHES
|president snow:||LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS|
|peeta:||TO BAKE SOME BUNS|
|haymitch:||DID THEY SEND ME TRIBUTES WHEN I ASKED FOR RUM?|
|effie:||you're the saddest bunch i ever met but you can bet, before we're through|
|MAKE A VICTOR|
|OUT OF YOOOUUUU|
|effie, octavia, portia and flavius:||stylish as the capitol-|
|cinna:||BUT ON FIRE WITHIN|
|haymitch:||once you earn your sponsors, you'll be SURE TO WIN|
|effie:||you are a spineless|
|octavia and portia:||PALE|
|flavius:||and pathetic lot|
|haymitch:||aND YOU HAVEN'T GOT A CLUEEEE|
|MAKE A VICTOR OUT OF YOOUUUU|
See this BAMF?
This is Stanley Tucci, winner of two Golden Globes, an Academy Award, and who has acted opposite Meryl Streep twice (and who will also be directing a comedy starring Meryl Streep).
He has played the roles of:
the Dad in Easy A,
Nigel in The Devil Wears Prada,
She’s so funny.