Second Semester with my CS teacher

“If we played that date, marry, kill game, I’d date Java, but I’d marry C and kill Assembly”

“I'm a second generation vegetarian. I eat the cow that ate the grass.”

“The prerequisite for CMSC216 is CMSC216. It’s recursive. That means you’ll have to take it at least twice.”

“Guys, I need you to keep talking to a minimum. I don’t want to hear anything unless there is a fire...or if there’s money.”

“Today I saw a guy riding a bike while wearing earphones, texting, and smoking. When I'm president, people like that wont exist”

“If you like writing go to statements, this is Disney World for you”

"If you start the project Tuesday, you might need lots of caffeine, Redbull, Monster, and maybe a shot of cocaine. “

Posted 9 months ago

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In honor of my summer class (finally) ending tomorrow

Teacher:	People always ask me this at the end of the semester: I'm .1 away from an A. Can I ...buy you some weed?
Teacher:	You know how some people play Mozart while a baby's in the womb? You should talk to her in Java and see if there are any effects.
After a student explained what 'the struggle' meant:
Teacher:	I use Windows for the same reason people use crack: It's cheap...I should make that my fb status & at the end add 'The Struggle'.
Teacher:	Naw, I'm kidding. I love Microsoft. cough I hope it dies cough
Teacher:	Guys, where are you going? It's only 12:19. Oh who am I kidding, this is a Microsoft computer. The clock is probably wrong.
Teacher:	Is that alright? ...America! Are you with me?" (times 10 per class)
Teacher:	You have to make stances!
Class:	....uhhh
A student:	Sir, do you mean take a stand?
Teacher:	If I was lying on the floor, foaming in the mouth, about to die, I bet that you guys wouldn't help me. Instead you'd ask, "Professor, is the project still due tomorrow?
Teacher:	Guys, when I'm president, I will make sure that you all get your own laptop, have 24 hour access to a teacher, .. and all TAs will speak English.
Teacher:	The finally block always happens. It's inevitable...just like death. Some day I will throw an exception and complete my life.
Teacher:	If I were president, those people w/o common sense would be genetically removed from society.
Student:	Um, Germany already tried something like that. It didn't work out so well.
Teacher:	Guys, you don't have to make me happy. I can do that by myself.
Student:	Do you have any kids?
Teacher:	No. At least not that I know of ...................I have a helmet for protection. Wait. Sorry guys, I didn't mean that.
Teacher:	It's not my tea of cup.
Kid gets up to leave class
Teacher:	Excuse me, where are you going?
Student:	I got an interview
Teacher:	Really?
Student:	No.
Teacher:	Ok. Well, goodbye.
Student:	Bye.
Teacher:	Take care
Student:	You too. See you friday.
Teacher:	See you.
Other Student:	Well that was awkward.
Teacher:	What? Nahh.

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My essay is coming along just fine.

I definitely wrote this one really good paragraph yesterday night, but I’ve looked through all 5 of my disorganized word docs and I can’t find it.

And I’m only posting random pictures now because I mounted my external webcam to my bookshelf so I don’t have to move it every time I want to use it…or abuse it.

Posted 1 year ago

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