tastefullyoffensive:

[@tomw1lliams]

tastefullyoffensive:

[@tomw1lliams]

stateofgraces:

nothing lasts forever (except the WinRAR free trial)

(Source: socriminals, via bahtmun)

majorsarcasm19:

draco-do-you-mind-if-i-slytherin:

#me

You all realize this is us in about 20 years.

wut.

(Source: summerfinns, via noteveninshakespeare)

(Source: levindis, via nocturnehunter)

me: i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes.
me: wakes up march 27th, 2098.

(Source: heyanonymouss, via murdererbyproxy)

departured:

oh my god i’m dying

departured:

oh my god i’m dying

(via ever-claire)

shuofthewind:

kiggor:

Pizza Box Turns into Plates & Storage Unit

(Source: woodywombpecker, via noteveninshakespeare)

Wow. Do people ever proofread anymore? Or do they actually think this is a good sentence?

Wow. Do people ever proofread anymore? Or do they actually think this is a good sentence?

(Source: rosewood-confession)

I miss playing this…

I miss playing this…

(Source: saaderday)

(Source: korean-fashion, via thatsqualitystuff)

facts-i-just-made-up:

Hitler had only one child, a daughter named Anna Kohlter Hitler. Born December 8th, 1941 just as America entered the war, she was flown to Austria before the Russians entered Berlin as Hitler and Anna’s mother, Eva Braun, feared what the invading force would do to her.
Growing up in Austria, she dropped her father’s infamous name and grew up to study in the burgeoning field of media. Eventually in 1961 she headed to America and Anglicized her name to “Coulter”. Today she works as a political correspondent for Fox News. She has also published several books, including Liberal Lies, Liberal Treachery, Godless Liberals, and Twilight: Breaking Dawn.

I THOUGHT THIS WAS REAL UNTIL I GOT TO THE END. AND THEN I READ THE TUMBLR AUTHOR. lollll.

facts-i-just-made-up:

Hitler had only one child, a daughter named Anna Kohlter Hitler. Born December 8th, 1941 just as America entered the war, she was flown to Austria before the Russians entered Berlin as Hitler and Anna’s mother, Eva Braun, feared what the invading force would do to her.

Growing up in Austria, she dropped her father’s infamous name and grew up to study in the burgeoning field of media. Eventually in 1961 she headed to America and Anglicized her name to “Coulter”. Today she works as a political correspondent for Fox News. She has also published several books, including Liberal Lies, Liberal Treachery, Godless Liberals, and Twilight: Breaking Dawn.

I THOUGHT THIS WAS REAL UNTIL I GOT TO THE END. AND THEN I READ THE TUMBLR AUTHOR. lollll.

(Source: satanel)

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

Same platessss.

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

Same platessss.

Reblogging because this is the worst sentence ever. Like, I really, even like dont understand. Like what?

Reblogging because this is the worst sentence ever. Like, I really, even like dont understand. Like what?

(Source: rosewood-confession)

Because I’m procrastinating on homework…

1) How did you discover Tumblr? 

I made one because Emily didn’t have a facebook and I didn’t have any other way of communicating w/ her.

2) How’s 2013 treating you so far?  

Ehh. We’ll see once I start having some tests.

3) What’s your favorite Disney Movie? Why?

Up. Because it’s so cute and funny and has great animation. I also loved Tangled. 

4) What are you afraid of? 

Same as Marie / being stuck doing the same thing for my whole life.

5) Where do you want to travel most in the world? 

New Zealand for it’s pretty scenery in LOTR & The Hobbit.

6) If you could have any super power what would it be? 

The ability to remember everything. (But only if there are no negative side effects. Otherwise, teleportation.)

7) How are you feeling today? 

Very unproductive. I went out to eat with my family and then to GSO rehearsal and now I’ve spent 3 hours watching the Oscars. 

8) If you knew you were going to have your last meal, what would it include? 

One of Panera’s salads, my mom’s chicken divan, and the Godiva cheesecake from Cheesecake Factory.

9) What’s your dream job? 

I definitely want to do something with comp sci and linguistics ..so probably in the AI / Computational Linguistics field, but I’m not sure where.  Omg, what if Marie and I both decide to live in CA. Ahhh. 

10) Where do you see yourself in 10 years? 

Hopefully employed as a programmer at a great company. I love my job now because it’s shown me how many real world applications there are just in the linguistics/psychology field and that I can actually make them. But I don’t want to stand in MD. Probably not married.

11) What’s your weakness? 

I’m lazy and procrastinate a lot.

12) If you could join any band on tour, which band would it be?

The Dear Hunter. If we were talking classical, then Kronos Quartet.

13) If you were directing a movie, what five main actors/actresses would you cast?

Jennifer Lawrence, Christian Bale, Ewan McGregor, Rooney Mara, Zachary Quinto This might be a weird movie…

(via onceonaslownight-deactivated201)