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Sign of chaos and broken ecosystem
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Flatland: (They really picked the perfect guy to play Sheldon!)
| Sheldon: | Let me offer you a compromise. Sometimes when I feel stifled and want a change of scenery, I use my imagination! |
| Raj: | Oh boy… |
| Sheldon: | One of my favorite places to visit is the 2-dimensional world, described in Edwin Abbott’s mathematical fantasy, Flatland. |
| Raj: | I don’t want to go to Flatland! |
| Sheldon: | You’re only saying that because you haven’t been there! *puts fingers to head & closes eyes* I am now a hexagon in 2-dimensional space, and can only perceive the edges of other objects. |
| Raj: | oy… |
| Sheldon: | Is that you Raj? I don’t recognize your edge. |
| Raj: | Sheldon, I’m begging you, I want to go to this mixer and I don’t want to go alone. |
| Sheldon: | Well, you’re in luck! There’s a mixer here in Flatland. Oh, and look! There’s a sexually attractive line segment. You should chat her up! |
| Raj: | What? |
| Sheldon: | Tell her you’re a circle. Flatland gals are all hot for circles. |
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The Big Bang Theory's New Friend
| Leonard Hofstadter: | If we do get a new friend he should be a guy you can trust. A guy who has your back. |
| Howard Wolowitz: | And he should have a lot of money and live in a cool place down by the beach where we could throw parties. |
| Sheldon Cooper: | He should share our love of technology. |
| Howard Wolowitz: | And he should know a lot of women. |
| Leonard Hofstadter: | Let's see: money, women, technology. Okay, we're agreed. Our new friend is going to be... Iron Man. |
